whatarefishfingers:

kurloz-in-a-box:

toastdurr:

leo-valdez-is-not-on-fire:

toastdurr:

THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA

they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!

NO AND ITS BULLSHIT

YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS

OMG WTF NO POPTARTS
clayur:

omegameh:

These are 4 circles that don’t intersect…

I’m fucked up. This fucked me up. I’m fucked. This is fucking fucked up. I’m fucked

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

guy:

guy:

yeah ur sex takes me to

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geothebio:

twerkingcastiel:

the unfortunate adventures of steve girl

whO BROUGHT THIS BA C K

homohustle:

jotarokujo:

what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out of this

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This is the cutest conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard

daricemoore:

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